is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
The air taste purple.
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