Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Princesses don't give blow jobs
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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