She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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