jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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