So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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