and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.