if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic