There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED