He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't think brook has ever known best
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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