Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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