The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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