I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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