if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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