And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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