My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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