Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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