Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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