At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
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