Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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