that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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