I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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