so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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