Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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