Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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