Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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