I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I came so hard my ears popped.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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