I love black thongs
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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