you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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