If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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