summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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