Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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