If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
