So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Someone signed my nipple.
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