My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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