How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
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I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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