why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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