we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Randomize
