i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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