I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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