I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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