While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Randomize
