We're like a lot better than the average bears
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
