Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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