I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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