i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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