Have you finally orgasmed yet?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
