Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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