Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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