you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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