the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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