Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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