Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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