Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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