Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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