Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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